Norbert Blüm has a car accident and dies!

[Harry]

Norbert Blüm has a car accident and dies!
He comes before Peter and he says meaningfully:
"But Norbert, it's much too early for you. That must be a mistake. We're sending you back to earth, but beware of the white doves, you hear, beware! The white doves, beware!"
Then there's a pop! - and Blüm is back on good old earth!
Oskar Lafontaine comes towards him, at his side an ugly old woman, disgusting, an outgrowth, a freak of nature, repulsive! "But Oskar, what happened to you?" - "Those damn white doves, goddamn white doves!" Blümchen walks on, confused, surprised, and meets Theo Waigel. He has an old woman in his arms - disgusting would be an understatement! Warts, bald head, mustache, ugly as a snot and as charming as a dromedary! "What happened to you, Theo?" - "My God, leave me alone. Those damn white pigeons, miserable, lousy white pigeons!"

Norbert walks on, wondering and pondering. Then he meets Helmut Kohl. He has Nadja Auermann in his arms. Norbert asks the two of them: "What happened?"

To which Auermann replies: "Shitty white pigeons, those goddamn white pigeons!"